Nomenclature of Yesterday
An experimental poem built almost entirely from filler words and hesitations, dramatizing the process of acceptance until it resolves in a single final «Yes.» Sold as an NFT.
Skills shown: creative writing, poetry
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No never sheesh because basically ugh seriously guess what while although even though as far as something more like which for instance somehow seems clearly some sorta like since yea at the end of the duh no kidding really given that merely for what it’s worth say like next either perhaps barely likely to say nothing of like and then if that’s not enough cause also oh I see yet even then nevertheless still like whereas overall that would be the nah but then rather however pretty much nuh you see here’s the rub in addition to like even the so called see that’s where I’m getting at so well moreover not to mention that plus also maybe certainly like uhm actually yeah I guess sure but and so and but so the point is like of course else oh right hmm mhm uhum oh please god c’mon aight look now listen just imagine what if and that’s a big if consequently in effect so to speak and thus what do you know sure enough and needless to say therefore as it were idiosyncratically so ergo similarly very very likewise simply indeed and like and that’s that so anyway in short well but then again unless I dunno who knows y’know more or less essentially or something almost kinda like like in a way that is to say for example as if uhh yeah I suppose and as such most definitely so nay but then in point of fact at a like a a besides furthermore summa summarum umm er and quite frankly on top of that what about when there’s a literally the quote unquote the the ehh the oh jeez the the theee ahh hell with it whatever okay fine now how about yup there you go point blank voilà aha uhum ayy the heck sure why not like honestly I mean righto okay alright good haha totally always Yes.